This blog is what happens when I drink too much coffee, hang out with my cats, and have access to a computer. EndangeredSwimmer is primarily an athletic journal about an endangered species: open water swimmers in Mississippi. Occasionally, however, I pen some essays and even a piece of fiction from time to time. And just in case you are wondering, yes, Poot is a real person, and Randy Beets and I really do hate each other.
Sunday, April 30, 2023
A Real Good Day
Friday, April 28, 2023
The Big Set
Thursday, April 27, 2023
Stong Practice
Wednesday, April 26, 2023
The Paper Chain
Tuesday, April 25, 2023
Back at It
Monday, April 24, 2023
4/17 - 4/22
Sunday, April 23, 2023
The Mississippi Senior Olympics 2023
Friday, April 21, 2023
A Truncateder Practice
Thursday, April 20, 2023
A Truncated Practice
Wednesday, April 19, 2023
That Kind of Hitting
We had our last semi-hard practice Tuesday. I wanted to do it Monday, but some things came up. Over 60s, taxes, working late, and stuff like that derailed my train. So we went in before work, Monday morning, and did a mere 1,450 yards. Tuesday, however, we swam
Tuesday, April 18, 2023
Ready to Kick Butt and Take Names
Monday, April 17, 2023
4/10 - 4/16
Saturday, April 15, 2023
Out of Pocket
Friday, April 14, 2023
Three's Company
Thursday, April 13, 2023
Can't Wait
Wednesday, April 12, 2023
Done
Tuesday, April 11, 2023
Changes
Monday, April 10, 2023
4/2 - 4/9
Sunday, April 9, 2023
Saturday at Home
Saturday, April 8, 2023
Back to Plate City
Friday, April 7, 2023
Does a Body Tired
Thursday, April 6, 2023
Poor Pee Wee
Wednesday, April 5, 2023
An Uphill Struggle
Tuesday, April 4, 2023
Long
Monday, April 3, 2023
Introducing "Pool Fools"
3/27 - 4/2
Sunday, April 2, 2023
Racing with Abdul
He spent the night. Abdul did. Not only that, but his sister and mom did also. We were already planned to do the Run4Zoe 5K Saturday in Cleveland, Mississippi. So we were all now in the same boat. We ate pizza for supper then all arose around 4:30 the next morning.
Four thirty?
Yeah. The race started at 7:00 a.m., and it's about an hour to drive over, park, and pick up packets. That meant getting up early and driving off at a quarter to six. That's what we did. We walked in and found packet pickup at Zoe Coffee Company, pinned on our numbers, and went back outside to wait on the start.
I don't know why the early start on April 1. But we started at 7:00 and were off on the city's walking trail.
The start |
In the photo above, that is me in the yellow. See the guy in the maroon shirt behind me? He would be my nemesis for the day. Or one of them. Not too far into the race, I passed a group of
Then maroon shirt and I locked ourselves into mortal combat. He was running stride for stride shuffle for shuffle beside me. When I would pick it up, he would slowly reel me in. That's how I figured he was keying on me. Not that I am Shirlock or anything, but he was also a grey head, so it was kind of obvious.
One mile passed, then two. Abdul was way ahead. I began to chat with maroon shirt. He was 62. Since I am 66, I figured we were in different age groups. I figured wrong. More about that later. He told me that he planned a hard push starting a half mile from the finish. And he did. I tried to hang, but I could not. He finished about a minute ahead of me. I ran the best I could and then went back to the start to wait on the women who had made fun of me. I saw one of them a few minutes later, and as she struggle to stay upright and get across the line, I yelled, "COPD." The look on her face when she made eye contact with me gave me my satisfaction.
When I got my print out from the timing table, I found out that I was competing in the 60 - 98 age group. Huh?!? When I was 61, I was running 5Ks in the 24:00 - 25:00 minute range, a full seven to eight minutes faster than I run them now. Age is not just a number. And someone who is 98, has thirty-two years of experience on me. Anyway, I was second of five in my group.
Jimmy Leopard, Abdul, and me before the start. |
I liked the race. The course is mostly on a walking trail so out of traffic. The weather was perfect for running.
That's me about forty yards from the finish line. |
So Penny and I got home only a little after 9:30. All the way to Clevland, run a 5K, stay for the awards ceremony, and back home for a nap before 10:00. Sounds like a plan to me, a plan to do it again next year and compete with those 60 to 98 year olds.
After the nap, I went to the pool and swam