New Records

New Records

By Jay Unver

(Lehrton, Mississippi) Zane Hodge did it again. In one week, he set two new Big ASS Endurance world records shaming his chief rival Randy Beets who has been sitting in a horse trough.

Hodge began his latest record assault by setting a brand new Association of Sports Swimmers world record at 1,050 yards Tuesday the 14th of April. He went 17:06 and then proclaimed that he could swim faster if he had someone else in the pool. "I wanted to push beyond the standard 1,000 yard distance," Hodge explained after setting the distance's inaugural record. "I plan to up the distance by 50 yards per week over the upcoming weeks," Hodge went on the say. "And what is Randy Beets doing? He's sitting in a horse trough accusing me of being a communist."

The war of words has been pretty strong lately between the two star athletes.

Hodge went on to set a new deadlift record for the Association of Sports Strongmen Saturday the 18th of April. He first tied his own world record at 185 and then pulled the new record of 190. As he lowered the barbell, he had a smile on his face, and then he yelled out, "What's Randy Beets doing? Sitting in a horse trough!"