Virtual Meet 3

Virtual Meet 3

By Jay Unver

(Lehrton, Mississippi) At a news conference at the Big ASS Training Center, Dr. Timothy Nomann announced today that Virtual Meet 3 is set for Friday, October the 25th. There was some doubt as to whether the meet would go on due to the impending trial of Zane Hodge on competition tampering charges. Hodge's trial is set for Monday, October the 28th.

"All competitions will continue as scheduled," Nomann confirmed. He went on to add that Hodge's trial is expected to last "less than a day, maybe less than an hour."

This information sparked a buzz within the room with reporters immediately drawing conclusions on the idea of such a speedy trail. Nomann gavelled the room back into order and warned of "a rush to judgment."

Events for Virtual Meet 3 are:

   250 free
   100 free
   650 free

"Is it true that Randy Beets is leading in this series?" Johnny Nogood of the Paduka Podcast asked when the conference was opened for questions.

"Yes. The results are clear."

"Does that mean that Hodge is past peak?"

"You should draw your own conclusions on that. It may say more about Randy Beets than Zane Hodge," Nomann reasoned.