This blog is what happens when I drink too much coffee, hang out with my cats, and have access to a computer. EndangeredSwimmer is primarily an athletic journal about an endangered species: open water swimmers in Mississippi. Occasionally, however, I pen some essays and even a piece of fiction from time to time. And just in case you are wondering, yes, Poot is a real person, and Randy Beets and I really do hate each other.
Thursday, September 29, 2022
What's Not to Like
Wednesday, September 28, 2022
Not Real Fun
Tuesday, September 27, 2022
An Old Friend Named Lynn
It's really him. He's not dead; he's alive. |
We talked and talked. He talked and talked. Our server never asked us to leave, but she was giving us the eye. I don't know how long we were in there, but it was a long time. We could have stayed all night. Finally, I just grabbed the ticket, got up, and headed for the register. I didn't want to leave, but we needed to get home.
I can't stop looking at this photo. Lynn, my old friend. He's alive. |
I don't know when we will get together again, but we will. When I am off work, I will probably make a trip down and Charlie Turner and I will get up with him. I think we are old enough now and Christian enough now to stay out of jail. We were some terrible trio back in the day.
Monday, September 26, 2022
9/19 - 9/25
It was a difficult week for me to get my training in, but I did the best I could. Monday, I did not training at all. I thought to rise early and swim, but a poor night's sleep left me lying in bed until time to get ready for work. I had a repairman by the house after I got off work on my long day, and then Penny and I had Over 60s so there was no time to run. Instead, I ate too much and put on weight for sure. Yes, I could have run when I got home, but being full of Larry's fish makes that a little dicey.
Tuesday I did make it out of bed and into the pool before work and got in a solid 1,700 meters before being run out of the pool. A monster bug convinced me to get out earlier than I had intended. That afternoon, I shuffled for 10.3 miles.
Wednesday, I did my leg and treadmill routine. I totaled 1.29 miles on the treadmill and hit some big squats. This left my legs wobbly the next day and the next.
Thursday I only swam. I drove up to the little pool while one of the three amigos did. His crew was out so I swam 1,800 yards in there where there were no monster bugs to worry about. Then Friday, Penny and I went south. I will write about that tomorrow.
Saturday I watched college football, took a longish run of 9.22 miles, and did full body at Plate City. I had fun out there, pulled some heavy weight, and watched the end of the Tennessee verses Floriday game. That was something. If you missed it, you are not likely to ever see another like it.
Sunday, September 25, 2022
Near Cardiac Overload
Friday, September 23, 2022
Not a Bad Way
Thursday, September 22, 2022
In-Class Writing
Monster Bugs and Monster Lifts
Wednesday, September 21, 2022
Monster Run
Tuesday, September 20, 2022
MONSTER BUGS!!!
Chicot Challenge VIII: The Comeback
This year, I am back as a swimmer to swim the whole course, but not to bump last year's heroes out of the water. They, Wilson Carroll, his son, Spence, and MJ Staples of Atlanta, Georgia all plan to return and do some swimming. I am curious to see if I can keep up with young Spence. Probably I can't but what difference does it make? We aim to have fun, get a good workout, and leave the lake wanting to return next year.
The route for this year's swim is the same as last year. A "one way" as we call it now. Most likely we will start at the State Park, but in the event of a windy day, we may reverse course and first motor to Ditch Bayou and then swim back.
As always, I invite whosoever will to come join the fun. I think our pontoon we will get from the State Park is full. However, if you have a boat and want to come over and see this spectacle first hand, be our guest. One person, Rob Spiller, has mentioned to me that he might do just that. I hope he does. It will help the effort in several ways.
One way it will help is to give us greater visibility. An extra boat will add visibility and an extra layer of protection between the swimmers and the boaters on the lake. Generally the boat traffic is a bit light out there, but sometimes they have bass tournaments on Chicot. We have done the swim when a bass tournament was ongoing and those guys drive fast and a bit reckless. Worse than bass tournament fishermen are the jet skiers. I am told that I was almost killed by one once. I didn't even know it.
Furthermore, another boat will add eyes on the swimmers which will contribute to our sense of security. Recently I wrote about how when I did my first open water swim this year, I got spooked and left. The presence of one single person out there besides myself would likely have calmed me enough for me to continue swimming that day. Having people around gives a sense that one is being looked after.
Besides security, extra eyes will mean a better performance from the swimmers. That might sound vain, but it just works that way. When you have an audience, you put out a little more. I have experienced this over the years. With a GPS watch, I have gone back later and looked at splits in runs and found that I ran faster in sections where there was a crowd even though I did not try to run faster or feel like I was. I also experience this in the indoor pool at Twin Rivers. My watch reveals that when other people enter the building, I swim faster even though my conscious intention is to ignore them and do what I came to do.
So I am getting excited. We are now in the last three weeks before the swim. These next two are the big-yards weeks and the third is the taper week. My stomach is churning right now thinking about how all of this is rushing towards us like a tornado. This swim forms the structure of my athletic year. Everything builds towards this. All other events are fun outings or cross training or both. Chicot is the thing I measure myself by.
If you are interested in keeping up with the swim from afar, there will be not Spot Tracker this year. However, you can follow me on Facebook and my wife should make periodic updates. Bear in mind that part of the lake has no cell coverage so if you want, you can call the boat at 662-453-0020. Maybe a text first would be appropriate so Penny will answer the call.
9/12 - 9/18
Monday, September 19, 2022
300 Oaks Race Report
Forrest began his comeback by showing up racing the fat lady. |
Friday, September 16, 2022
Good Burgers and a Nice Time
Our view from the stands before it got dark. |
The game? Well, we didn't do so well. Penny and I left after the third quarter. The mosquitos were beginning to get to her, and we were down 41 to 10 to Cohoma. I kept hearing one name on their team over and over: Simmons. He ran back kickoffs and punts and he played defensive back and maybe even offense. At one point, I turned to the stranger beside me and said, "If we had that guy and they had a worn-out shoe, we would be OK."
Thursday, September 15, 2022
Latest on the Gym
Wednesday, September 14, 2022
More Plate City
Tuesday, September 13, 2022
PC Moves Ahead
Monday, September 12, 2022
9/5 - 9/11
Saturday, September 10, 2022
Semi-adventure Run
Thursday, September 8, 2022
Day after Laborious Day
Tuesday began in the dark at Twin Rivers. I swam a paltry 1,300, but that is better than a poke in the eye. There is something neat, spooky, and weird all rolled up into one about swimming before daylight in that pool. When John and I used to do it, I always saw bats circling above when it began to break daylight. I have not seen anybats this year, but the monster bugs are a real menace.
I then went to work and taught my three writing courses. I was delighted to see one of the ladies there. Both have been ill and I feared our office would be closed all week.
After work I needed that short nap I took. I think I did not make a big enough fuss over CC because that night, she followed me into the living room and turned her back on me. When she does that, she is speaking loudly. Yeah, I was right because she did not sleep with me that night. I tried to make up with her and she let me pet her, but she slept in a dirtly clothes basket.
Sigh.
After that, I hitt the streest for 3.88 miles of roadwork. It was hot out there, and my legs were tired from Monday. But I shuffled along and acheived my goal of doing just a little more than last week. Oh, speaking of last week, I wrote that last week was my biggest run week of the year. Well, I was flipping through my training diary and found that I had run thirty-plus miles twice this year already. This week, I go for the real record.
Next, I hit the gym for some weight work. Pee Wee was happy as he likes to see customers in the gym. I did a push workout for my third exercise bout of the day. Yehaa. Three is always a good number. I have done four, but that is a bit much even for me. Thank you, Jesus, for good health, a good gym, and good spirits. I remain gruntled for several days running now (see what I did there?).
Laborious Day
Tuesday, September 6, 2022
8/29 - 9/4
Saturday, September 3, 2022
Friday Adventure Run: "It was fun until it wasn't"
"Oh beautiful for spacious skies/ For amber waves of grain . . ." |
I shuffled down that road until I came to Highway 49 and then crossed over onto a little road that runs to the river. From there the road turned back north, but I turned south onto a rough turnrow. That led me to a disced field that I walked across to get to a little patch of trees that I believed covered an Indain mound with maybe some graves on top.
If you live around here, you have seen this just north of Greenwood off Highway 49. |
I walked the freshly disced earth and pryed my way into and through the vegetation and found an eight-foot high mound with a series of graves on top. I did not look at them all. I did, however, notice that one was buried there in 1880. The biggest headstone is pictured below.
All I can say is that I found this interesting. |
From there I tried to get to that church, the one in the corner of Highway 82 and 49. I had some difficulty, however, due to the fact that the turnrow disappeared which meant I had to walk though the freshly plowed ground back to the highway. I eventually did make it to the church where I layed my sweat-soaked shirt out on the front porch of the church to let it dry. I lay down and then the weariness of the day hit hard like a pitcher's misdirected baseball on a batter's body. I had covered a little over 13 miles. That might not sound like much, but I had been up early every moring, had run 8.9 on Tuesday, and lifted big for the legs on Wednesday, and was cutting calories at night. Not only that, but I was almost out of fluid.