Thursday, December 31, 2020

It Came

John was out again, so after a morning full of coffee, I went to the pool for my long[ish] swim. I went 5,650 yards straight in 1:49:18 for a 1:56 per 100 yard average. That was not as fast as last week, but I intended to slow down. The relaxed pace was more enjoyable.

Yes, I did shuffle and I did that before the swim. Although it was a mere 2.74 miles, I have a decent week on the road going.

I received a package from Titan Fitness. I ordered Monday night after business hours. Their email Tuesday morning said I would get it the next day. Huh? I heard that with my last order. On my last order, it shipped from Memphis the day I placed the order and was scheduled to be at the Hideout in two days. It took FIVE days for it to show up in Leland. How is that even possible? Of course the Christmas rush was on, but five days from Memphis to Leland? I was getting worried that the package would never come, but it did.

Well, to make a short story long, when I got in from the pool, the package was under the carport. Wow. Simon came by to check on some work, and he helped me to transfer it to the back. While I lifted, I unpacked the stuff and laid it out to be put together today. That is always fun, and this one actually looks pretty simple. 

It was leg day at Plate City, and I squatted

14 X 45

  8 X 95

  4 X 115

  4 X 115

  3 X 115

  3 X 115

  2 X 125

  2 X 125

I also did leg curls, leg extensions, and back extensions, not to mention some cotator ruff stuff. It was a good day, except for the Florida football game. Praise the Lord anyway.

Wednesday, December 30, 2020

New Jammers

I swam in new jammers Monday and Tuesday. That was nice. But first, I mowed the rear lawn at the Hideout. Not only that, but I took a shuffle of 3.1 miles. Then it was time for the pool.

My daughter usually gives me jammers for Christmas. It is the perfect gift because I use them, need them, and this year I was in really bad shape. I was down to one pair and that one was worn out. So when I opened the present and found not one, not two, not three, but four pair of new jammers, I was as happy as a dead pig in the sunshine and ready to swim. You know pigs are good swimmers. I swam

1,850 36:22

300 5:09

300 5:10

250 4:21

I tried to do 3 X 300 @ 5:30, but on the third rep I stopped 50 short. I don't swim well and count at the same time. Then I swam

200 back 4:48

brick kick

300 medium paddles 5:59

total: 3,200 yards = 2,924 meters.

Next was gym time. I did pulls and rotated my pulling to regular barbell rows. I do the one-armed bent row, Lenny rows, and for the first time in years I did the barbell row. I pulled

10 X 100

10 X 100

10 X 105

10 X 105

Also I did reverse flys, 8:15 on the stationary, and torator ruff stuff. While I was finishing up, the sky was darkening and the moon was rising. It was full and glorious. Thank you, Jesus.

Tuesday, December 29, 2020

Started Right

I got the week started right Monday. First, I mowed the front lawn and filled in some ruts. Our poor yard took a beating all summer. First the tree cutters did some damage. Then they hit that gas line and the gas company dug up the front from the street to the house. The tree people came back and cut two more trees. Then the roofers came and left a few more ruts. We hope the damage has ended and now we can begin to beautify the place.

I went for a shuffle and made 4.37 miles. After that I went to the pool. John was out. I swam

1,850 33:58 pretty quick for my warmup

Several times I noticed people with their faces pressed against the screen and their hands around their eyes peeking in watching me. No, they were not trying to get in because they were on the backside of the building by the tennis courts. It always amazes me how people are taken aback at seeing someone actually swim rather than just pootling around in the water. 

Next, I did my latest version of my 200 Special. It went like this:

200 @ 3:30 (3:14)

150 @ 2:45 (2:25)

3 X 100 @ 1:58 (1:35 - 1:38)

50 @ 1:00 (:46)

then 200 medium paddles as the cooldown

total: 2,750 yards = 2,513 meters.

At Plate City, I benched

14 X 100

  8 X 120

  5 X 140

  3 X 145

  3 X 145

  3 X 145 

I also did dips, triceps pushdowns, lateral raises, and corator tuff stuff. 

It was magical back there in the dark. The moon was either full or almost so. Pee Wee played with his stuffed gorilla while I lifted. Occasionally he would come to me to be petted and give me that look that only a dog can, that look that says I love you and would fight a grizzly bear for you. The anonymity of the night enveloped me like a glove. The giant oak trees against the night sky further circled me like the fence that Simon Quarles built us. Hoot owls on the river bank announced their rule over the night skies. Between cracks in the fence, I could see our neighbor's Christmas tree lit up and rejoicing in Jesus. I love our backyard and the latest edition of Plate City. Thank you, Lord.

Monday, December 28, 2020

12/21 - 12/26

I don't know if I can call this a quadrathon week or not. I did not spend a single minute on the stationary. That is one reason I have done so little on it. I did not want to get to the point where I dreaded it. So I started with five minutes and eased up the time :30 seconds per workout. Then last week, I just started putting it off. Oh well, maybe next week.

Monday I shuffled 4.32 miles. Also I hit the pool for 3,550 yards and the gym for some hard work. Tuesday I did 2.63 miles or roadwork, 3,375 yards of pool work, and a solid hour of gym work.

Wednesday I hit the water for my long swim and did 5,500 straight. Then I shuffled 2.6 and hit the legs at Plate City. Thursday I want small at the pool (2,550 yards), short on the road (1.65), and nothing in the gym. 

Friday was Christmas day, and although I ate too much, nevertheless, I did get out and work some. I ran 2.62 miles and lifted a lot. I followed that up Saturday with more running, 6.36 miles, and more lifting.

For the week, I

ran 20.18 miles,

swam 13,685 meters, and

lifted weights five times.

That was a pretty good week. The running is coming back. That was my first twenty-mile training cycle in six weeks. Yeah, six weeks. I was wanted to bust it out big during my break. Instead I have cut way back while I let some minor issues in my legs pass. It has been frustrating, but sometimes you have to sacrifice the present for the future. That is my thinking. I want to be in top form for the quadrathon.

Thank you, Jesus.

Sunday, December 27, 2020

The Day after Christmas

It was a lay by day from the start. We slept in and drank coffee. In the late morning, I went out for a run and did 6.36 miles. Not long, but the longest one I have done it seven weeks. Seven weeks. So I hope I am on the road back to some real endurance. 

By mid-afternoon, I was at Plate City working light legs and deadlifts and heavy high rack pulls. On the deadlift, I pulled

9 X 135

5 X 150

3 X 160

2 X 170

On the high rack pulls, I did

13 X 135

10 X 185

  7 X 205

  4 X 225

  4 X 235

  3 X 240

I did more, of course, but those were the big lifts. And they are way heavier than anything Randy Beets is doing. Praise God.

Saturday, December 26, 2020

Christmas Day

The year 2020 may have been a bad one in a lot of ways, but the Christmas of 2020 was the best ever for my immediate family. For the first time in years, we had the kids at our house. It was enjoyable and best of all, I saw my wife smile. 

Our house on Monroe was too small, and we had taken to going to Forrest's to open gifts. Now at the Hideout, we have room to have everyone together. The Hideout is by no standards a large house, but the square footage is about 50% more than the tiny Monroe thing. That gives room for everyone to sit, walk around, eat breakfast, and be comfortable. 

After gifts at the new place, we did the Hillbilly Heaven thing, and finally went back home about mid-afternoon. I even got to train a little. I lifted and since I did not lift Friday, I did both push and pull. On the bench, I pressed

18 X 38

16 X 88

14 X 109

12 X 113 

7 X 108 narrow grip

10 X 103 narrow grip

The pull was mostly lat pulldowns with some reverse flys. And of course, I did lots of corator tuff stuff.

We were to have dinner at Forrest's, so I shuffled over there and got in 2.62 miles. That wasn't a lot, and in no way made up for the excess of calories that have gone down my throat over the past few days. But it was something, better than nothing, better than a poke in the eye.

It was a really nice day. Thank you, Jesus.

Friday, December 25, 2020

Merry Christmas

To all two of my readers, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and may God richly bless you. This is our first Christmas at the Hideout. It is 6:00 a.m., and holiday music is playing over Penny's boom box. The cats are running through the house, the kids are on the way, and the coffee is good. I could not be happier.

I have an envelope for everyone who will show up here today. My dad taught me to shop like that. It is easy and it's always in style. Good gosh a mighty, the memories just flooded my soul like West Harding Street used to after a heavy rain.

Thursday I did a little training. Just a little. I shuffled 1.65 miles. Then I went to the pool. Yes, John was late. I got out and left him in the water. He tries to see how much of my time he can waste. I tolerate it often, but it was Christmas Eve, and I was having none of it. 

I never made it to the gym except to go out there and move some stuff around. Pee Wee has the Christmas spirit and was running like a fox with his tail on fire. He is a happy boy and gives me much joy.

Enjoy your day. Hug your loved ones. And thank God for the unspeakable of His Son.


Pee Wee looking for a squirrel to
wish Merry Christmas to.

Thursday, December 24, 2020

PLEASE STOP!!!

Everyone has complained about 2020. Yes, that includes me. COVID punched us below the belt and left us bent over in pain. Everyone wants a better 2021. I know how to make the whole world more pleasant. There is one simple step that many of us can take to make planet earth a happier place in the upcoming year. Really, give me a listen because this won't take long.

You may have noticed that I love social media. I post in this blog once or twice daily. This is my four hundred and seventy oneth post of the year. Yes, that is true. I also do Facebook, Instagram. Twitter, and YouTube. 

One thing I love about social media are the videos. You can find a little bit lot of everything. I watch cats, dogs, African lions, moose, big trucks, swimming, running, street fights, tornadoes, house fires, car wrecks, classic boxing matches, and feats of strength in the gym. Eagerly I click the video because I want to see what happens. Then I am blasted with noise. PLEASE STOP!!! 

STOP THE MUSIC!!!!!

Why does every Tom, Dick, and Harry who posts a vid of anything think it has to have music? If I click on a video, I am interested in the video's content. I do not want to get blasted by some punk rock band I would never spend two seconds listening to. PLEASE STOP!!!

I click on a vid of what looks like someone about to deadlift a truck load of plates. I am intrigued. I want to see. Can she make the lift? Then the music hits me like a fist out of the blue. PLEASE STOP!!!

I click a video of a fit-looking man running up a mountain. I want to see. Then the music that in no way goes with the content and in no way enhances the viewing experience comes out like a violent tornado. PLEASE STOP!!!

If I click on a swimmer, I am checking out the stroke, the technique, the flip turns, the arm turnover, the breathing pattern. Music and swimming do not go together. There is no music in swimming. PLEASE STOP!!!

If I click on a video of a big rig pulling a load of lumber up a steep hill, I want to watch, and I want to hear that big diesel working. The music messes up the engine sound. PLEASE STOP!!! 

If I click on a video of a tornado, I want to watch. I am mesmerized. I want to watch. Leave me alone and let me watch. The music is unnecessary and ruins the experience for me. PLEASE STOP!!! 

I could go on and on. If you don't get my point, put your head phones on, crank up that bad music, and punch yourself in the face. But leave me out of the punching. Let's make 2021 a better year than 2020. Let videos be music free.

John Out

I knew ahead of time that John was out Wednesday. I heard the birds sing all day. I shuffled with joy a short 2.6 miles. Most of that was on the Yazoo River Trail. 

When I went to the pool, I had one thing in mind: a straight swim longer than last week's. I did that. For one hour and forty-one minutes, I went up and down the 25-yard pool finishing with 5,500 yards at a brisk 1:50 per 100 pace. I know you are not supposed to brag on yourself, but that is a pretty piece of swimming right there.

Back home, I ate some cornbread and milk. Yes, the bread was well aged. Two glasses full and then I was ready for a nap. CC was ready too and we just longed like two lazy creatures who had a right to be that way. Again, this is one reason I love cats: they know how to nap.

You know it.

Know what?

What I did next.

Leg day?

Yes. I squatted

  13 X 45

  7 X 95

  4 X 115

  3 X 115

  3 X 115

  3 X 115

  2 X 125

  1 X 125

Also I did three sets of back extension, and four sets each of leg curls and leg extensions.

So you had a big day.

Darn tootin'. Thank you, Jesus.

Wednesday, December 23, 2020

Tuesday

Of course he was late. But we will get to that later. I did a little shuffle first. The weather was nice, and I went down onto the river trail. I zigged and zagged around in the woods until I made 2.63 miles.

Then I went to the pool. My old Garmin is acting up and I am afraid she is about to die. She is the one I program my swim workouts into. I did get her to work long enough to do my new and improved 200 Special. I swam

1,800 36:43

200 Special as

  200 for time @ 3:30 (3:15)

  150 for time @ 2:45 (2:28)

  3 X 100 @ 1:59

Then it was 

400 small paddles 7:45

brick kick against the current in the south lane

25 easy

200 back (4:45) 

I was then ready to leave when John showed up. Not only that but he went into the bathroom and piddled around for awhile. I tried to tare something up, and all I had was a water bottle. I destroyed it. Yes, I stayed and let him swim. Why? you ask. It's ministry. He needs it physically and emotionally, and he promised his physician that he would not swim without me. Sigh.

I swam another

6 X 50 pull with medium paddles @ goof off

total: 3,375 yards = 3,084 meters.

At the gym, it was pull day. I did one set of one-armed rows to warmup. I did one set of lat pulldowns to warmup. For my main work I did Lenny rows for

16 X 100

15 X 120

10 X 140

10 X 140

Also, I did a lot of tubing work. It was a solid day. I did not, however, do any spinning. Thank you, Jesus, for a solid day.

The Gym

Tuesday started with the sale of some equipment from Plate City. A young woman and her father drove up from south Mississippi and were at the Hideout by 8:00 a.m. She purchased the half rack, an Olympic bar, and squat stand, and two forty-fives. This will be her husband's Christmas gift. Lucky man. 

You, getting rid of equipment? 

Well, I have filled my allotted space. My recent purchase of the full rack left me moving stuff around and reconfiguring the gym. The half rack was a solid piece and will do everything a full rack will EXCEPT do several things at once. I combined the squat station and the deadlift station into the bench press station and now I actually saved a little room with the larger Red Head, as I call her.

Yes, I have plans for more purchases. Not many more, but just a couple of major ones, and several minor ones. It almost saddens me that the gym is almost complete. I can't imagine. I have been building this for more than forty years. I am afraid I will feel let down. But then is a gym ever really finished? A home is not. You are always doing something to it or dreaming of something to do to it. So not to worry. There is always the little stuff, attachments, handles, and the like. I'll find a way to keep the changes alive. Changes, some of them, can be exciting.

Thank you, Jesus.

Tuesday, December 22, 2020

Mondays

It seems that Monday is becoming a peculiar day to me. Last week, I went over the Tallahatchie bridge and out the gravel road to the east. Out there, 2.5 miles from home, I realized that I was going to have to use the bathroom. Not to worry, I turned around and headed back. By the time I got to Bankston school, things had become critical. I prayed fervently that God would help me just get home. I guess I should have asked for more. I just got home. As soon as my right foot hit our driveway, well, I'll spare you the details.

Yesterday, I had two bowel movements before going out for my run. So I was safe, right? By the Providence of God, I never got far from home. I went out the gravel road near the Hideout and did turn arounds out there. When I got back to the levee, I wanted to run on past my turn to the house, but realized I needed to go home. My run was far from being as long as I wanted it to be, but I took no chance and went straight home. Sigh. I ran 4.32 miles before necessary business brought things to an end. 

Later at the pool, John was late, and I swam

1,800 37:53

14 X 100 @ 2:08

150 back 3:45

brick kick

200 small paddles 5:59

total: 3,550 yards = 3,244 meters.

I waited until after 5:00 to go to Plate City in part because I wanted to see the Star of Bethlehem. I took awhile, but I finally found it in the western sky. My wife was telling me to look to the south east. There was a bright start to the south near the moon. Then I just happened to see a brighter star to the west. 

On the bench, I pressed

14 X 100

  8 X 120

  5 X 140

  4 X 140

  3 X 145

  3 X 145

I also did three sets of 8 reps of dips and one set of 25 reps of triceps pushdowns with 30 pounds.

That made for a solid day. Thank you, Jesus.

Monday, December 21, 2020

The City of New Orleans

I go off on tangents now and then. One manifestation of this is music. A few years back, I became obsessed with "American Pie." I was a teenager when the song played on the radio. I was hanging out with the Pine Street Gang at the time and we used to sing along with the chorus while riding to the pumping station west of town where we illicitly smoked cigarettes, threw rocks, and talked about girls. 

I heard it again on the radio a few years back. I asked my son, Forrest, who wrote and sang that song and he immediately answered, "Don McLean." He's smart like that. Forrest is a connoisseur of music, all genres, all periods. "Could you make me a CD of that song?" I pleaded. "Sure, Dad." And he did.

Don't let anyone tell you that you can't wear out a CD. I wore that one out. I found the song fascinating, and I think I even figured it out.

Recently I have had the same kind of obsession with the the "City of New Orleans." This classic song was written in 1971 by Steve Goodman, the same songwriter who wrote "You Never Even Call Me by my Name." A number of big name artists like Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, and others recorded the song. The best version, however, was done my Arlo Guthrie in 1972.

Like "American Pie," I heard it again on the radio, and like "American Pie," nostalgia, good music, and fascinating lyrics that I never heard as a teenager, drew me in and captured my imagination. Thanks to YouTube, I can and do access this poem almost daily. If you have not read this song in a while, give it a go. If you are from Greenwood, Mississippi, give it a double go. Why? you ask. Let me tell you.

Another of my obsessions is Google Maps. Scarcely a day passes that I am not on their figuring things out, dreaming of running and cycling routes, just looking around. Recently, like last night, I clicked another view. There is Satellite view, Map view, and something else. I just looked and could not find it. Maybe it was Transition view. I found it then and on a lark clicked it.

Anyway, when I clicked that view, immediately the railroad track that is about 300 yards from the Hideout, popped up and it was labelled, The City of New Orleans.

Huh? What? 

That got my heart beating faster. I did some googling and found that sure enough, the Illinois Central line that runs through our little town goes by the name The City of New Orleans. It runs from New Orleans to Chicago and inspired that song by Goodman. Who knew? Maybe you did, but I had no clue. I find that exciting and I will never look at that nondescript railroad track the same again. I will take pride in crossing the famous City of New Orleans.

Thank you, Jesus.

12/14 - 12/20

I seem to be faltering. Finally off work, I thought I'd be training like a madman. The reality, however, is that I'm training like a sane man. Where is the madness? Monday I started pretty well with a 5.09 mile run, and 2,056 meter swim, and a strong session at the gym. But Tuesday I reduced the roadwork to 2.27 miles while swimming more (2,833 meters) and lifting furiously.

Wednesday I did not run at all. I did, however, swim 3,107 meters and do a real leg session at Plate City. Thursday I shuffle a nominal 2.35 miles, but swam a Beets-beating 3,473 meters, and lifted some more. It wasn't all light effort stuff, as you can see. I swam a lot. In fact, that is all I did Friday, swim. I wracked up 4,935 meters in the pool. That is getting close to Chicot-level training. 

Saturday I capped the week off with nothing more than a Plate City session. It was a good session, but no swimming and no running. Thus for the week, I

ran 9.71 miles,

lifted weights five times, 

swam 16,404 meters, and

cycled 44:45 minutes on the stationary.

That is not a bad week, just not a good one. It is a good one in the water, but the run is woefully inadequate. Nevertheless, thank you, Jesus, for health and energy and opportunity to do what I did.

Sunday, December 20, 2020

Skinny Saturday

I didn't do a lot. The fact that it was raining and cold only added to my tendency to lounge and take it easy. I had planned a long[ish] run. But by the time I pulled my tights and running shoes on, it was raining already. I considered the dreadmill but somehow I never did that. 

Swimming was not on my mind. Lifting weights was. It was late, however, before I made my way to Plate City. Since I missed lifting Friday, it was another double, pull and legs. On the pulls, I worked the lat pulldown and the reverse fly. On the legs, I did a bunch of stuff. I box squatted

  15 X 55

  12 X 70

     8 X 85

I know those sound like wimpy weights but they are. And believe it or not, I lowered the box from 16 to 14 inches and the difference was HUGE! From now on, I will do lots of box squatting. It breaks the stretch/reflex response of the muscles and makes coming out of the hole and lot lot harder. 

Later I did some deadlifts:

  8 X 135

  5 X 150

  3 X 160

  2 X 165

Then I did rack pulls.

  12 X 135

    8 X 185

    7 X 205

    4 X 215

    4 X 225

    3 X 235 PR

I also did some leg curls, leg extensions, corator tuff stuff, and stretching. Too bad I did not have anything to go along with it. Well, I did spin on the bicycle for 12:00 minutes. That is something. Thank you, Jesus.

Saturday, December 19, 2020

In Door Training

I admit that I did not read the entire post. There is so much on social media, one simply cannot keep up. But just this morning I saw a post on Twitter about the advantages of In Door training. Maybe you can brainstorm with me and figure out how this works and what the advantages could possibly be.

First, I have never seen a door large enough to train in. The thickest one I ever saw was maybe three inches thick. And that's a big door. Maybe it's a regular gym with doors painted on the walls. The trainees tell their wives they are going to the door.

But maybe it's a CrossFit thing and a new movement like CrossFit. Remember CrossFit? They train in boxes. You can't make this stuff up. That has always bugged me, and I would never go to a place where they don't know what a gym is and idiotically call it a box. Maybe that's what is happening here. Some new exercise guru calls his gym a door.

That at least makes a little bit of metaphorical sense. A door is a place of entering, of new beginnings, of stepping into a new space. Doors are the thresholds of new places and 2020 has most of us wanted to step into a new place. "Come to my door, and I will transform your life," could read an online add. Or, "Enter through this door, and get the body you always wanted." 

Then when you get thrown out for grunting while deadlifting, the owner yells, "Don't let the door hit you in the butt on the way out." Oh how delicious. OK, I get it now, it works for me. I think I will rename my gym Plate City Door. How does that sound?

Early and Late

Who else but John can be early and late at the same time? Really, think about. How do you do that. He found a way.

We were supposed to meet at the pool at 12:30. When I got there at 12:30, to my shock John was already there. I went inside and he was in the pool. He asked me what time we were supposed to meet. I told him 12:30. His response? He was elated because the thought it was 12:00 and he had just got there. He was twenty minutes late from the time he mistakenly thought we were going to meet and ten minutes early. Sigh. Only John can pull that off, and only Zane will tolerate it.

Once a week I like to do a straight swim. This time, I went 5,000 without stopping in 1:34:22. That gave me an average of 1:53 per 100 yards, better than last week when I did 4,800 at 1:54. 

John, however, was not ready to quit when I finished my long swim. So I then swam 7 X 50 back @ goofing off. After that I did the brick kick and made it. Gasping for air, I swam an easy 50 while John got out. This gave me 5,400 yards which made 4,935 meters, three miles.

That was all I did that day. I ran errands in the morning, then after the swim, I sort of did nothing.

Friday, December 18, 2020

Finally, I Did the Set

After two aborted attempts, the third time was the charm. I pulled off my 200 Special, as I called it. But let me get you caught up first.

First I went for a shuffle. It was nothing long, just a flush out run after yesterday's leg blaster. I headed out the gravel road and went a mere 2.35 miles total. Then it was time for nutrition and rest for the afternoon swim. John was late, of course. Not to worry because I swam

1,700 34:28

200 for time 3:21

150 for time 2:31

100 for time 1:41

100 for time 1:42

Yes, that's my 200 Special, and it finally worked out. I rechecked my watch before starting it. The 150 still had the following send off at 2:45. The 200 was slow (it has slowed every day -- Tuesday was 3:17; Wednesday was 3:19; and Thursday was 3:21. That meant as soon as I touched the wall after the 200, stopped my watch that kept all the laps and times, and looked at my workout watch, it was time to turn around and shove off the wall again. The same thing happed after the 150. I was going again almost instantly. When I got to the 100s on 2:00, however, it felt like I was resting. I had over twenty seconds rest between the two reps.

Next time I do this, it will be early in the week while I am still somewhat fresh. I will add a 100, and I will cut the interval on those to 1:59. I know, one second is not much, but I like to make small changes. I will add a 100 each week and cut the rest interval until I get it just right, until it hurts real bad but is barely doable. The rest of the practice went like this:

450 back 10:49

brick kick (I made it. John was there by this time and he was following me and hollering me on. Yes, it helped)

500 medium paddles (10:09)

brick kick (John was in the restroom, and I still made it)

500 small paddles 10:49

50 pull

50 pull

total: 3,800 yards = 3,473 meters.

At the gym, it was bench night. I pressed

18 X 38

16 X 88

13 X 108

11 X 113

  6 X 108 narrow grip

  8 X 103 narrow grip

I also did lateral raises and cotater ruff stuff. All in all, it was a good day of quadrathon training even though I did not ride the bicycle. Thank you, Jesus.

Thursday, December 17, 2020

Intentional Two

Usually when I only do two workouts, it means I was frustrated, aggravated, and am in a foul mood now. It means that somewhere along my day, a monkey wrench or hand grenade was tossed into my schedule disrupting everything. Not so yesterday. I woke from sleep with the idea that I would only do two workouts. Why? you ask. That little issue I had with one of my legs is still weighing on my mind. Give it a break, I thought. I will get plenty of work in with two solid training sessions.

My first workout was at Plate City before noon. Usually, I hit the gym around 5:00 p.m. and the session goes into the dark. I have mentioned before how I enjoy lifting at night when only the moon gives me light enough to see what I'm doing. Supposedly I have an electrician who is going to install some lights at the gym, but I am not so sure I want them.

So lifting in broad daylight was something new to me. It was leg day and on the squat, I did

13 X 45

  7 X 95

4 X 115

3 X 115

3 X 115

3 X 115

1 X 120

1 X 125

I also did three sets each of leg curls and leg extensions not to mention the back extensions. Then I rode the bicycle for 11:15. It was solid. Next up was lunch.

So I guess you have figured that I skipped the run. Now when I got out of the pool, my training would be concluded for the day. At Twin Rivers, I swam

1,650 33:45

200 for time 3:19

150 for time 2:30, 

and then it happened again. My watch buzzed at the wall at the end of the 150. That's what happened yesterday because I misjudged the sendoff time. I reset the watch, but 

  a) it malfunctioned?

  b) didn't save changes? or

  c) the devil did it? 

I don't know which, but I was severely tore. I rechecked the workout and the watch was set for 2:30 on the second rep. I CHANGED THAT YESTERDAY!!!!! I changed it again right there in the pool. Then double and triple checked it to see that the changes saved. I will try once more today. If it happens again, if the watch buzzes at 2:30 at the end of my 150, something is going to get destroyed.

After that debacle, I swam

10 X 50 @ 1:16

300 back 7:12

brick kick (fail)

500 9:56

brick kick (fail but farther)

100 2:00

total: 3,400 yards = 3,107 meters.

No, John was not late. John did not show up. I went home and began my process of relaxing. Now I will be back to three workouts. Like is good (if I can finally do that set). Thank you, Jesus.

Wednesday, December 16, 2020

How I Built the World's Best Backyard Gym

Minus pictures, this is my article that was recently published in HomeGym Quarterly. I think I can legally post this here since I do not remember signing away my rights to the article, which I wrote. This is much shorter than my original draft. The magazine's publisher wanted me to cut it by 500 words and shorten the sentences. Huh? He said, "The people who read this magazine do not read as a hobby. They want to get the information and move on." OK, that makes sense. So I shortened both the total length and many of the sentences.


Bio: Zane Hodge is a 64-year old endurance athlete from Greenwood, Mississippi, who along with Pee Wee, a 25 pound Mountain Feist, owns and operates Plate City Gym. He makes his living teaching English Composition, literature, Film, and Bible at Mississippi Delta Community College. His hobbies include swimming, running, and lifting weights.


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How I Built the World’s Best Backyard Gym

I did not set out to build the world’s best backyard gym. But that is exactly what I did. It took a bunch of years, forty to be exact, but my little piece of heaven, Plate City Gym, is a marvel to behold, and it is all mine. Let me tell you about it and how it came to be.

The Beginnings

My obsession with weight lifting equipment began in 1969 when I was thirteen years old. That was the year my dad gave me a set of Roberts Barbell weights totaling 110 pounds. I still have every plate of that original set. From the start, I loved the sound of metal clanking against metal. I loved the flexibility of changing weights, changing exercises and lifting when I wanted and as long and as hard as I wanted. When I left home at the age of 20, besides my clothes, the weight set was the main thing that went with me.

Over the years, I picked up additional weights through my job. Working for a pest control company, occasionally I would come across a set of weights piled loosely under a carport. When I did, I always asked if the homeowner wanted to sell them. The answer was almost always yes. A twenty dollar bill was usually enough to make the purchase and even to secure their help loading them. These additions fueled my desire to lift and my love for weight plates.

During that time, the early 1980s, my coworkers and I began lifting together in a little 13 x 15 building behind my house. There was hardly enough room for the three of us to turn around in there, but we enjoyed it and lifted hard. Eventually, we took to calling the place Plate City Gym because I had acquired so many weight plates.

The Next Level

Somewhere along the way, I discovered Play It Again Sports. At Play It Again, I could buy used plates, barbells, dumbbells and other workout equipment. Whenever I went there, I never made large purchases. But I always picked up a few pair of plates at nominal costs. I could buy one inch plates for fifty cents a pound, and Olympic weights for sixty. Besides plates, I bought bars, dumbbells, kettlebells, a battling rope, and tubing form Play It Again. I always loved rummaging through their collection. Whenever I found an odd pair, say a set of threes of sixes, I took them home.

Facebook Market Place

Once I discovered Facebook Market Place, the gym really took off. I was going somewhere almost every Friday and picking up some used plates. On one run, I came home with 450 pounds of plates for an amazingly few number of dollars. I found deal after deal until I finally had to stop looking. Plate City was full.

The Next Level

The next level began when I found out about Titan Fitness. Like many people today, I have become somewhat taken with the sport of strongman. Titan offers the person like me, who has a limited budget, the opportunity to acquire things I could never get any other way.

From Titan, I purchased an eight inch log, a husafell stone and a slam ball. I also got a reverse hyper machine, a duck walk apparatus and farmers walk handles from them. I especially love the farmers walk handles, and I hope to write an article on that in the future. 

The New Home

Plate City began in a 13 X 15 outbuilding. When that building got turned into an office, Plate City went outdoors. Lifting outdoors is OK, except when it rains. There are other problems to boot: cold, heat, mosquitoes and lighting.

About a year ago, my wife and I began looking for a new home. Our house was old, in need of lots of repairs, and the neighborhood had deteriorated terribly.  To my surprise, one of the requirements my wife set out was that the new house had to have a backyard big enough to house Plate City. She even suggested that I pour a slab and cover it with one of those portable carport tops. Cha ching! Thank you, Jesus!

On the first day of May 2020, we closed on our new home. I hired a worker who built an eight-foot privacy fence and put in a 20 x 25 slab. I would have gone larger, but that was what I could afford. Then I got the top put over it. I never had it so good. Now when it rains, I lift.

The Current Inventory

Currently, Plate City has a hack squat/leg press machine, standing and seated calf raise machines, two benches, and a rack. In addition, it houses a Viking press, a deadlift station, a squat rack, dumbbells from 5 to 70 pounds. Also I have welded barbells from 30 to 75 pounds, a keg, a duck walk apparatus, a 100 pound slam ball, kettle bells, farmers walk handles, a log, a literal ton of Olympic plates, a reverse hyper machine, and a literal ton of one-inch plates. Furthermore, I have two sleds, one home made from a tire and one made of iron by a local machine shop and an eighteen wheeler tire for flipping and hitting with a sledge hammer. I also have a treadmill, and Swiss bar, three Olympic bars, a TRX system and a stationary bicycle. In short, I can workout just about any way I want to.

You might think my weights are a little light. But I am not a body builder. I am not a powerlifter. I am a small man and an old man.  I am, in fact, an endurance athlete, specifically a marathon swimmer. All the gym stuff is for general health, enjoyment and cross training for marathon swimming.

Recently, I was counselled to close the gym in and add an air unit, but what I have is what I could pay for. As far as the heat and the cold go, I have always dealt with that. Besides, this is such an upgrade that I am as happy as a dead pig in the sunshine. I have not seen a better backyard gym on Facebook, Instagram or YouTube. I have a solid and level slap under my feet instead of uneven grass and dog doo doo. I am protected from the sun. (In the Mississippi summer sun, bars and plates can get so hot you can’t touch them.) I am sheltered from the rain. There is no reason that weather can make me miss a session of lifting unless a tornado comes along.

The first thing people ask when they see my Plate City is, “How much money do you have in all this?” My answer is, “I do not know.” I don’t, but it is not as much as it looks because I got so much of it at rock bottom prices. Besides that, I would rather spend money on toys that keep me healthy that to spend it on medicine. At 64, I am thankful that I do not have a single prescription.

Lessons

What can be learned from the world’s best backyard gym? One lesson is that small changes add up over time. For forty years, I have been building this gym sometimes a single pair of weight plates at a time. Now the collection is truly impressive. Another lesson is that your health and mine is worth the investment. Don’t be afraid, or feel guilty for investing in your body. If you don’t you will be paying the physician and pharmacist instead. All my friends my age do exactly that. And finally, if you build your own gym, a pandemic will have little to no effect on your ability to work out. I never gloated during the COVID-19 shutdown, but I was awfully relieved that I owned my own gym that no one could close.

If you are ever in Greenwood, Mississippi, look me up. You can workout with me free of charge in the world’s best backyard gym. I will even take you out to sample some of the local cuisine. We have some places here that have been featured on the Food Network. Good gym, good food, good company. What’s not to like?

Failed Set

After going shopping (Christmas stuff, you know) I did my shuffle. I only went 2.27 miles but workout number one was done before lunch. Workout number two was the pool where I swam

1,650 32:51

200 for time 3:17 @ 3:30

150 for time 2:31 @ 2:30

250 medium paddles

150 back

2 X 125 @ 2:27

450 small paddles 8:48

total: 3,100 yards = 2,833 meters.

Notice the 200 and 150 for time. I programed a set in my watch that I called the 200 Special. The set was designed like this: 200 @ 3:30; 150 @ 2:30; 100 @ 2:00; 100 @ 2:00. I had never done this, and I thought it would be a good lactic acid stacker, that is the send offs were quick. This would put me swimming hard again before full recovery, thus my body would have to adapt to a rising level of lactate in the blood. The only problem was that I miss judged my 150 time and got to the wall one second after I was supposed to be leaving. Sigh. So I added 15 seconds to that leg in my watch after I got home, and I will probably try that set again today.

It was pull day in the gym. I did the one-armed bent row like this:

23 X 40

  7 X 50

  6 X 55

  5 X 60

  4 X 65

  2 X 70

  2 X 70

Then I did eleven minutes on the stationary bike.

I also did some reverse flys, corator tuff stuff, and facepulls. While I was out there, darkness enveloped the gym and it began to rain. The sound of rain on that metal roof was worth the price admission. It was a glorious experience. I sat down and took in the overcast, dark, winter sky. The rain pelted the roof and I felt cozy. At the old Plate City, I would have been running for the backdoor. Now I could stay and that is all I wanted to do, just sit out there and enjoy it. Thank you, Jesus, for that wonderful time.

Tuesday, December 15, 2020

Spot Cats

Have you ever had a spot cat?

Spotted?

No, a spot cat.

Huh?

Some cats pick a spot to nap. Then they change spots every three weeks or a month.

Is this a real topic or are you making this up off the top of your head?

I pity you. 

Pity away.

Bubby was the biggest spot cat ever.

How much did he weigh?

I mean he never napped anywhere but in his spot. And it changed every few weeks. I was just thinking about that, and I came up with eleven spots he had at our house on Monroe.

Why not twelve?

Because he rotated them. He had the same ones over and over, but they were months apart.

So COVID, shutdowns, the new normal is getting to you?

No. Well, yes, but I just find it fascinating how some cats are spot cats and some are not. I guess they all are because the ones who don't rotate their spots keep the same one all their lives.

Oh, I remember now. You wake up in the morning thinking about things and this is what you were thinking this morning.

Yeah. And the reason I was thinking it is CC just changed her spot.

So she is a spot cat.

Well, only sort of. She has had the same spot for over three years now. She recently added a spot and then changed her old spot. Let me explain.

I can't wait.

Her spot has been in my lap or on my upper thighs ever since we've had her. Sometimes she will climb up on the bed while I am typing on my laptop and just glare at me.

The stink eye?

Yeah. Sometimes I say, "What?" out loud. And then I realize that she wants the laptop out of her spot. I move it and she takes her throne.

Spoiled cat.

I love spoiled cats. They're the best. Then a few weeks back she added a spot. She sometimes now gets on top of the DVD player. That thing is a little warm and cats always find the warm places.

And this hurts your feelings?

Not really. I just find it curious. Then she changed her spot on me. She has begun to crawl under my arm on the right side. For four days that is where she hangs out and sleeps and she will not crawl up onto my lap.

So?

No use talking to you. You don't find anything interesting.

And you say that Randy Beets is weird?

Cat people will understand.

More of John and Lateness

I started the week kicking butt and taking names. Not really, but it sounds good. I did start with my longest run in weeks. I went out for a 5.09 run. It was an interesting run, but I am keeping the details to myself.

At the pool, John was a no-show. He called me after I got home and wanted to swim. When I told him I already had, he got pissy and wanted to know why. I told him because Monday, Wednesday, and Friday are our early days and he was not there. Then he told me that those are our late days. He's wrong. We have been over this and over this and over this. I hope he is not getting senile, but I fear he is.

"The housekeeper does not leave until 1:30 on those days," he protested. 

"Yeah, and if you had come on then, we would have started at the same time."

That quieted him for a bit. I think he realized I was right, but he could not admit it. Besides, he can't get over the idea that if she leaves at 1:30 that he BEGINS to get ready then. John cannot be on time. He has lived a sheltered life, was a rich kid growing up, never had to work a job like the rest of us, and thinks the world runs on his schedule, that it should, that it owes him that. And sadly he can't seem to learn any different.

I swam

1,550 31:38

300 for time 4:48

400 small paddles 7:49

total: 2,250 yards = 2,056 meters.

I had time to go to the gym before 5:00. It was push night, and I benched

14 X 100

  8 X 120

  4 X 140

  4 X 140

  4 X 140

  3 X 145

Besides that, I did three sets of dips, a set of triceps pushdowns, and a whole bunch of corator tuff work. Oh yeah, I spun for 10:30 on the stationary bicycle.

Another solid day of quadrathon training is in the books, in my body, in my brain. Thank you, Jesus.

Monday, December 14, 2020

Bigfoot Is Real

Have you seen it? The new show, Bigfoot Is Real? If you regularly read this blog, you should know that I was a huge fan of Finding Bigfoot. Then it got cancelled like everything in our world recently has been. 

The first time I came across Finding Bigfoot, I was confused. What is this doing on TV? I kept asking myself. Another question I asked was, Who watches this? Week after week I tuned in and wondered who watched this show. Finally I realized that I watched the show. Eagerly. Enthusiastically. Joyfully.

Then another question formed in my mind: Are these people real or are they actors? I watched for maybe two years before I came to the conclusion that they were/are actors.

I know what you are thinking. It did not take you that long. It took you like, fifteen seconds. But you have to understand that when this show first came on, genres of TV were well defined and had been for a long time. Documentaries and Investigations were factual (or attempted to be) and TV shows and movies were fiction. Suddenly with the rise of reality TV (I know, that is an oxymoron) the divisions between fact and fiction began to be blurred. It took awhile for me to figure this out. I know, I am slow, but I usually get there.

Even after I came to the conclusion that the people on Finding Bigfoot were actors, I enjoyed the show. I found it entertaining, mildly amusing, and a bit interesting. The program had a format from which it never deviated. They decided to investigate an area. They went there and did an initial search. Then they decided to call an town meeting. After the meeting, they would plot the sightings/encounters on a map and then refocus their investigation around these clusters of sightings. They would then go out at night, hit trees, howl, and listen for Bigfoot. Everything they encountered was evidence of Bigfoot including nothing. I loved it.

The new show has many of the same elements. You have a team who make up the GCBRO = the Gulf Coast Bigfoot Research Organization. They come to investigate the claims of people who not only have seen Bigfoot, but have been harassed, threatened, and/or terrorized by these creatures. They do an initial investigation, then instead of howling in the woods, they take a night hunt. Dressed to the nines in camouflage and ghillie suits, toting big iron and night vision goggles, several hunters are place in the woods while a few members remain at camp with walkie talkies. 

So far, the plot goes like this. The hunters get spooked. They hear stuff, see hairy creatures moving in the underbrush, and talk to the camp on their walkie talkies. Wait, won't talking on a walkie talkie break their cover? Not to worry. The guys at camp, tell the hunters to stay put, they will come to them to get them out of the woods. You can't make this stuff up. But somebody did.

Last night's episode had something the original Finding Bigfoot had: a town meeting. Last night's show also had something the old show never had: conflict. In this new show, there is a "scientist" who was formerly a member of the GCBRO. He has broken ranks with the group because of his ethical conflict over killing Bigfoot. He yells at them and calls them "murderers" even though they have killed nothing but time. At this town meeting, several people became loud and aggressive with the GCBRO members over the same issue. They call Bigfoot human. Yeah, really.

One interaction from the meeting struck me as interesting. A local man yelled at the GCBRO members that "Bigfoot was here long before us." The GCBRO guy yelled back, "How do you know?"

I found that interesting because it highlights a naiveite that I encounter often. On social media, if someone complains or warns of the dangers of certain animals, an "enlightened" person always comes back with "We are moving into THEIR territory." We are then lectured to accept them and be more tolerant. 

The problem with that is that though it is often true, sometimes it is not. Recently someone warned people to be careful of their pets in rural areas of Mississippi. Coyotes will kill them we were rightly told. Here came the woke folks to lecture us that we are living in their (the coyotes) home. What these woke folks don't know is that we are not moving into coyotes home territory, but they are moving into ours. The coyote is not indigenous to the Southeast United States. I can actually remember when they first started showing up here. People called them wolves and it was a big deal. What happened was that sometime around the mid-1970s, the Mississippi River froze over and coyotes crossed it. Since then have been reproducing, spreading, and causing trouble in OUR territory. They are an invasive species. 

Anyway, I like this new show more than the old one. It is not cheesy like Finding Bigfoot was, has direct conflict that works on the intra- and interpersonal levels, and is comical although I'm not sure that is the intent of the producers or actors. The idea of these guys armed with .223s and sidearms, dressed in ghillies suits getting run out of the woods by sounds and rescued by their lesser-armed comrades is, well, maybe they did intend for that to be humorous. 

If you haven't seen it, check it out. You can find it Sunday night on the Travel Channel. It either is or is not your sort of thing. It is mine, my new favorite show. Thanks for reading.

12/7 - 12/13

My second week of quadrathon training was a little light but still solid. Monday I did not swim because I went to Madison and bought the power rack. I did do a short shuffle of 1.72 miles and hit the bench press pretty hard.

Tuesday I was in the pool for 2,250 yards of sets. For some reason which I did not put in my handwritten training journal, I failed to run. I did, however, lift weights. Wednesday saw me doing all three. On the road, I did my longest of the week with 4.62 miles. In the pool, I hit 3,000 yards doing my old faithful X 100s set. In the gym I hit the legs like I was mad at them.

Thursday I swam for 3,100 yards, shuffled for 2.02 miles and lifted on the bench and accessories. Friday I did my straight swim. I am easing that up and got it to 4,800. Once a week I like to do that. It balances out the training and builds not only that low-end endurance that is so important for open-water swimming, but it fosters a mindset, an endurance mindset that is essential in swimming, running, cycling, and life itself.

Saturday, I swam. It was just a short one, but it helped up the total volume, something else that is important for open-water as well as pool swimming. I did a brick, or maybe I should say I did a little chunk of one. I pedaled for 10:00 minutes and then shuffled for 2.03 miles. Later in the day, I lifted a lot for the legs and the deadlift.

For the week, I

swam 13,315 meters,

ran 11.61 miles,

lifted weights six times, and 

pedaled 33:45 minutes.

That is not bad, especially when you consider that I am in the off season. I am building the base that I will need for the quadrathon. What else will I do? I don't know how the world will behave this spring. Will we have races? runs and triathlons? Will the Senior Olympics come off? I will only know when we get there, but I can do the quadrathon. I don't need anyone's permission. Thank you, Jesus, for that.

Sunday, December 13, 2020

Another Little Big Day

Since he missed Friday, John wanted to swim Saturday. I did not want to, but eventually I relented and agreed to meet him at 8:30 a.m. I didn't do much. I stroked an easy 1,400 yards.

Then I went home and did what I like to do on Saturday mornings: drink coffee, hang out with the cats, and study for Sunday's sermon. After doing that for a couple of hours, I went to Plate City to warm my legs up on the stationary bicycle. I went for 10:00 minutes on it and then shuffled for 2.03 miles. Hey, that is a brick, a weak one, but a brick nonetheless.

Next, it was time for college football. I watched Alabama put a major beatdown on Arkansas. Eventually, it was time to hit the gym for legs number two for the week. I did three sets of light squats, four sets of deadlifts, leg curls and back extensions. On the rack pull, I busted out

11 X 135

  6 X 165

  6 X 185

  6 X 205

  4 X 215 

  3 X 225

  3 X 230 PR

In addition to all of that, I finished the legs of with standing calf raises, seated calf raises, and leg extensions. That gave me three (or was it four?) workouts for the day. A good one. I then topped things off with watching LSU upset Florida. That was sweet. Thank you, Jesus.

Saturday, December 12, 2020

Stale Things

Everybody wants fresh: break, milk, air, water, soft drinks, potato chips, whatever. Have you ever noticed, however, that some things are better when aged, when stale? 

Really?

Yes, really.

Pray tell.

To start with, Oreo cookies.

Huh?

Have you ever eaten a stale Oreo.

They never last that long at my house.

I understand. But if they do notice how much easier a soft Oreo is to chew. I'll take stale over fresh any day.

O.K. What else you got?

Peanut butter and jelly.

I'm waiting.

Mix it up and put in the fridge for a day or two. 

And?

It gets thick and more candy like.

Hhmm. Maybe. I'll try that. On second thought, that would be like Oreos. It's never going to last that long.

Here's the third one. Cornbread.

You have to explain.

I like to age it in the refrigerator. It dries out and then it is better with milk.

I'm not convinced.

Try it. Fresh cornbread almost melts. Aged cornbread kind of fights back when you eat it with milk.

Isn't that sort of the opposite of Oreos? You want those old because they get softer, but the cornbread you want old because it gets harder.

Yeah, it is the opposite, but that's how I like it.

You're a weird one.

No I'm not.

You're weird.

I know you are. What am I?

Little Big Day

I had a big day Friday, but it was a little one. That means I did all three workouts (or was it four?), but they were small ones. Hey, the Bible say, "Despise not the day of small things" (Zechariah 4:10). I started things off with a small run, going 1.12 miles. That ain't much, but it's better than a poke in the eye.

Since John was only fifteen minutes late for two days combined, I figured he would be tardy by an hour or more or maybe he would not show at all at the pool. The latter proved to be true as I swam 4,800 yards straight in 1:33:15 for a 1:56 average. 

Back at the Hideout, I found that the long swim had taken a bit out of my arms not to mention my will. Pull day was a bit truncated. I did lat pulldowns for

23 X 50

15 X 65

16 X 53.75

17 X 56.25

Also I did some reverse flys with the red cord for ten and eleven reps. On the  bicycle, I spun 8:30. Add to that some stretching and that was about it. Like I said, it was a bid day, but a little one. The swim was big, but the run and the gym training were small. Still it was a good day. Thank you for it, Jesus.

Friday, December 11, 2020

Things Fast and Things Slow

If you have ever wondered where these extra posts come from, the ones about something other than my training, I just figured that out myself. When I awake in the morning, my brain goes into high gear hours before my body does. It begins to bounce from subject to subject like a pin ball in a machine played by a really good fourteen-year old boy. Sometimes it falls into a slot and stays there. That happened this morning. For some reason, my consciousness landed on speed dating. 

On what?

Speed dating. It's something I saw on the local news one time. I watched with a mixture of interest and horror as men moved from table to table to "date"  a woman for a few minutes. I think it is set up with a time limit. Someone rings a bell and then the men move to the next table to date a new woman. After ten or twelve "dates," the thing is over. Then men submit a list of women they want to date for real. The women do the same thing. If there is a match, the organizers hook the two up.

So what is tarry worthy about this for my feeble brain? Well, it struck me a oddly symbolic or emblematic of our society at large. We are addicted to speed. We want, expect, demand everything fast, now, yesterday. Recall that TV advertisement on structured settlements. "It's my money and I want it NOW!"

Think about it, we have drive through windows at fast-food restaurants, channel changers for our TVs that have done wonders for our attention spans, car washes, convenience stores, self check out stations, and cleaners that get our clothes back in three days. Not only that, but we have instant grits, instant coffee, instant mashed potatoes, and instant oat meal, and who knows what all because I am not even a cook. All of this to help us speed along on the highway of life. We order things off the internet in seconds, and are always looking to save time. Where does it all end?

After thinking about this topic for a second or two (see what I did there?), I came up with the idea that some things are best done fast and some things are better left to play out slowly. Concerning the things that are done best fast, eating could fall into that category. Maybe it is not the best for your health, but when you are really hungry and the food is really good, how can you resist? On such an occasion, I have been known to utter, "Look the other way, because this is not going to be pretty."

Then there are tom cats. Usually they want fast affection. They approach and want our undivided attention and both hands working feverishly over their heads for a minute or two. Then leave them alone or get bit. 

The athletic endeavors like swimming, cycling, and running are best done fast if one can do them fast. I can still swim a little bit fast, but the other two . . . well, we won't talk about that. And YouTube videos fall into the fast category. I watch a lot of these, and I enjoy them and learn a lot from them. But I want to get the information and get if fast. For instance, most of the ones I watch have an intro. I have learned that I can hit the arrow key and skip ahead five seconds at a time. I always arrow through the intro. They also have an outro, and I just change videos instead of watching that. One YouTuber that I watch almost daily produces really good exercise content. However, I have learned that when he starts repeating himself (usually about 60% of the way through), that he has nothing else to say and I click off.

Despite our propensity to do things fast, slow is still the way to go for somethings. For instance, coffee drinking is best done slowly. I would even go so far as to say that drinking coffee fast is an oxymoron. Female cats, unlike their male counterparts, want affection to be slow, gently, and long lasting (sound familiar ladies). CC can crawl up in my lap when I am wearing only underwear and begin to make biscuits on my goober. I don't even flinch when she does this because she never hurts me. When the tom cats approach me, however, I start reaching for a blanket to cover myself even if I am fully clothed. CC just wants to get close, to be gentle, and to hang out. Earlier I mentioned eating as something we often do quickly. It is best, however, to slow down, chew properly, and enjoy our food for longer. That is hard to do but the best to do if we can pull it off. 

And to top it all off, if you want to know how God intends for us to live life, just look at a sunset or a sunrise. You cannot hurry either and why would you want to? The Bible says that God makes "the outgoings of the morning and evening to rejoice." (Psalm 65:8) They move slowly at their own pace. This is the way God created the world. 

A few years back, Forrest and I were running thirty-miles to celebrate his thirtieth birthday. Or was is twenty-seven miles to celebrate his twenty-seventh birthday?He had us starting at some ungodly hour, or so I thought at the time. I resented that start time a bit. We ran down the boulevard to get some extra distance in then headed for the highway bridge, crossed it, and went out into the industrial park. When the road bent back from south to east, we saw the most amazing sunrise I have ever experienced in my life. My resentment melted away like the morning fog before a hot sun. We stopped and both of us took pictures. Then I understood and I realized how right he was to start so early. 


Trust me when I tell you that this photo does not do justice to the sight we beheld that morning. This made the entire effort worthwhile. Spending time with my son and seeing the sun come up was a helpful reminder to take life more slowly. That's how God intended it.

What about you? Are you rushing through life at a pace that keeps you winded? Slow down, smell the roses as they say; drink that coffee slowly; watch a sunrise and a sunset and then you will understand.

Only Ten Minutes

Only ten minutes or so. You know what I'm talking about. Yes, John. He was only about ten minutes late which is early for him. I swam 

1,500 31:35

brick kick (first time in about nine months; I made it to the end of the railing)

5 X 50 @ 1:16 

300 medium paddles 5:42

5 X 50 @ 1:16

300 medium paddles 5:36

brick kick (I made it all the way)

250 back 5:58

250 small paddles 4:54

total: 3,100 yards = 2,833 meters.

Again, I forgot. I shuffled first. I only did 2.02 miles, but I was out there still trying, still to stubborn to give up.

At the gym, I got to use the Red Head for the second time. I benched in her and found out where the J-hooks need to go. It was sweet while I pushed

17 X 38

16 X 88

10 X 108

10 X 113

1 X 113 playing with the pins

5 X 113 off the pins

10 X 93 off the pins with a narrow grip

I also did four sets of lateral raises and some corator tuff work. All of that made for a pretty solid day. Thank you, Jesus.

Thursday, December 10, 2020

Cycle in Power Rack


This is the best gym hack ever. Try it today.

Big Day

It was a big day for quadrathon training, and it started with a big surprise. Of course I drank lots of coffee and blogged and spent time with the cats. But at the pool, the unexpected happened. Guess. Go ahead and guess. You got it. For the fourth time in about 1,500 swims (not an exaggeration: two to six times per week for seven and a half years) John was on time. Yes, my mind was blown. I guess me leaving and him showing up at the pool with me having come and gone showed him that I am not going the hour and a half late route. I swam

1,400 27:53

13 X 100 @ 2:09

300 small paddles

total: 3,000 yards = 2,742 meters.

You noticed. I guess the single spacing after an Enter works only after you insert a picture. Speaking of pictures, take a look.


I told you she's a beauty. Yes I used her Wednesday. Oh, I forgot. I ran first, first workout of the day. I spent half the morning trying to drink the coffee pot dry. Then about 10:00, I went out for a shuffle. I did some reconnaissance while I was out. I found the mayor's house and figure a route that avoids her residence and gets me to the river bank with minimal exposure. Why? I figure Biden is going to shut the country down and it will be considered illegal for me to be out running. Of course, I will not obey. I was born a free man, and I intend to die that way. But I am not going to look for trouble. I shuffled 4.62 miles and broke the 1,000-mile mark for the year, the first time I have done that since 2016. Yeah, it's been that long. 

So I ran, then swam, then eagerly went to Plate City to squat in Red Head. I loved it. When I re-racked the squat bar, Red Head did not move, did not shake, she just stood strong like a real rack should. I squatted

13 X 45
  6 X 95
3 X 115
3 X 115
3 X 115
3 X 114
1 X 120

See. I insert a picture and I can then do a single space after Enter.

I also did leg curls, leg extensions, and back extensions. In addition to that, I cycled for 8:00 minutes on the stationary bicycle. The quadrathon training is real. Thank you, Jesus.

Wednesday, December 9, 2020

More Dreams

For the first time since Momma died, I dreamed about her. I've dreamed about dad a couple of times. Oddly, in my last dream about him and this one about her, they were both young, maybe mid-thirties.

I was in the back seat of the car, and she was dropping me off at Bankston School, at the door between the cafeteria and the auditorium. I was not a child. I had an invitation to a class. I did not remember why I was invited.

I carried my laptop in its case slung over my shoulder. As I exited the car, I asked, "Someone will pick me up?" She did not hear me and I did not repeat myself, but shut the door and walked inside the school building. This is where the dream became one of my recurring ones. I have written before about my recurring dream that I am about to preach but I have not studied. I have had some form of that dream over and over and over.

This recurring dream, like the latter, takes different forms but the essence is the same. I am in a school and looking for my room. I might be a teacher, a student, or in this case, a guest speaker. The school is huge, and I walk though halls and rooms and basements and up and downs stairs, and I cannot get where I'm trying to go. In this one I kept saying to myself, I know this school, I spent six years here. 

After what seemed like an eternity, I found the office. A child was sitting behind the glass. After telling him my name, he responded with, "Mrs. Spacer, room 107."

"Where is 107?" I asked.

He didn't know. I noticed that 106 was scribbled on the opposite wall so it can't be far, right? Wrong. I went back to the wild walking though endless halls that led into rooms and out the far door and on and on and on. Poor Mrs. Spacer. If she only knew how hard I tried to get there.

The Red Head

I was up and at it and going towards my second stop of the day before I had my first sip of coffee. Huh? Yeah. My tooth dentist appointment was at 8:00 a.m. Next on my agenda was to finish putting the power rack together. I needed another pair of hands. The day before I had texted Daniel Collins. He did not respond. I called his cell phone. He did not answer. This is not unusual for Danny.

So after the tooth dentist, I stopped by his house. They, he and Mary Jane, were up. He agreed to help me. So we went to the Hideout and he helped me get the big cross members installed. Then I took him home as I had promised him this would be "quick and easy." When I got back and resumed working on the rack, I found that once more I needed another pair of hands, or at least one more hand. I was ashamed to drive back to his house so I redneck engineered a third hand. It looked like this: 


At the pool, I swam

1,300 26:38
250 for time 4:12
500 small paddles 9:48
total: 2,250 yards = 2,056 meters.

Do you see what just happened? For the first time since Blogger updated, I can enter a single space. That is huge. I'm guessing they got lots of complaints because it sure irritated me. The single spacing on a list like that looks a hundred times better in my opinion.

I would have swum longer, but I was supposed to meet John at 2:00. It was now 3:00. He has been attempting to train me, and I refuse to be trained. I did not like it as a child and as an adult I rebel at training unless I prescribe it for myself. My wife has been trying to train me for forty-three years. It doesn't work.

I can deal with John being twenty minutes late, but this hour plus stuff is not going to fly. I have drawn a line in the sand. When I draw a line in the sand, usually you have to drive so far your car runs out of gas, and then you have to walk until you get blisters on your feet to get to the line. But the line is the end. I am not allowing you to go farther than that without some serious resistance. That's when my passive aggression becomes aggressive aggression.

So I went home and worked on the power rack. She looks sort of like this now:


I said she looks sort of like the picture because this photograph does not do her justice. Trust me, she is a real beauty, and I can't wait to use her. 

Huh? You haven't already? 

Last night was pull night. I thought I would do pull ups or chin ups on her. When I tried, my left shoulder said no. That biceps tendon, which I only occasionally have a hint is sore, protested loudly and painfully when I tried to pull myself up. But tonight is leg night. I'll let you know how it goes.

I pulled

22 X 40
  6 X 50
  5 X 55
  4 X 60
  3 X 65
  3 X 70

on the one-arm bent row. I did reverse flys, face pulls, and corator tuff work. I did not run because I was tired and lazy when I finished all of that. Oh yeah, I did 7:15 on the stationary bike.

Thank you, Jesus, for the red beauty and for health to use her.